I deserved this point.
There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes
quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”
Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot
"What’s anal like?
Okay, I’ve seen this like 5 times and stared at it for about 10 minutes each time. Would someone please explain this, or is this one of those things where it’s just Tumblr being an asshole and having a “joke” that isn’t a joke that gets reblogged to fuck with people?
Pretty 🐬🐬🐬 good, Spongebob!
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg
The Big Bang Theory with the laugh track removed is just 4 people being mean to an autistic man
this is The Best Post
you’ve been visited by the holy deity of shrexy
reblog this post to make your enemies know your blog is shrekpproved
this is how false information on tumblr works
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
me: *loves kat*
when humor bloggers reblog normal pictures of things i sit and stare for the longest time ever trying to figure out what the joke is before i realize that its just a picture